Skin Care

AD: Auntie, can you give me the Skinfood bottle?
Mm: No. I want to keep coins.
AD: I also want to use Skinfood. My cousin also uses it for skin care. Does Teacher(M) use it as well?
Mm: Yes.
AD: No wonder. She looks different this year if compared to last year.


E: You look different if compared to last year. Now, you are fairer. You used to be dark. Do you make up?
M: Not really. Just skin care product.
E: What's it?
M: I guess Skinfood.
E: It's effective.
M：（I'm not sure. Whether it is Skinfood or Garnier. It is because I use both at the same time. Let me recall...my skin care products that I had used since six years ago:

Firstly (six yrs ago): Toujours (recommended by MM's friends)


Secondly (last yr): Skinfood (recommended by friends)


Thirdly (this yr): Garnier (recommended by TV show)

Arrangement = Restriction

Mm: Did he call lately?
M: Em. But I didn't answer.
Mm: You don't have to be so cruel.
M: Not suitable. Why need to waste our time?
Mm: Just be friend.
M: You are the one who said "Going-out" means "Date".
Mm: Just go out for a drink and give yourself a try.
M: What for going out together if you know you are not serious with him for the rest of your life time?
Mm: Not necessarily friend needs to be life partner.
M: If it's not going to be life partner, what for becoming friend with a guy?
Mm: Just be friend. We've arranged for you.
M: If you arranged the guys, not necessarily every guy needs to be my life partner! That's ridiculous!
Mm: I'm not saying that. Just be friend.
M: (I shout out in my heart. C'mon! It's you who said "Going-out" = "Date"!!!)
We don't have to talk about it. We have different perceptions.

Exaggerate

After lesson...

M: Look at the eraser dust on the floor!
Ss A: Not mine.
Ss B: It's not mine as well.
Ss A: When I arrive at this place, I already saw the eraser dust on the floor.
M: You liar, I swept and mopped the floor before you guys come here.
(Ss A and Ss B are picking up the dust themselves.)
Ss A: The dust white in colour belongs to you. Your eraser is white in colour.
Ss B: Yours is black in colour.
Ss A: White..Mine...Black...Black...Yours
Ss B: White...White...Yours...
Ss A: In fact, all should be yours. I haven't erased anything today.
M: You are a big liar...That's impossible!

Spring Cleaning

Today, our school is having spring cleaning. I'm in charge of cleaning Theater Room. Seven students of my class are helping me with the other class of five students.

Ss A: (waving her hand)
M: Why do you need to wave your hand? You thought I can't see you hah?
Ss A: (with cheerful smile) Tr, you are beautiful.
M: Don't try to praise me. I'm not easily tempted.
Ss A: My mum also says you are beautiful.
M: You don't have to make me happy.
Ss B: Why do you have big eyes?
M: To stare at you gals.

Ss B: Do you play Facebook?
M: No, it's waste of time.
Ss C: No, it's fun.
M: I've no time to play.
Ss C: Why?
M: You thought I've a lot of time? I need to mark your class' work.
Ss C: Then, you don't have to give us homeworklah..to make your life easier.
Ss D: If not mistaken, I did come across you in FB. Same name as yours. Are you really not playing FB?
M: No.
Ss C: Do you play SDO?
M: What's that?
Ss C: An online game. Super Dance Online. You just need to press the four-arrow buttons.
M: I hate torturing my keyboard.
Ss C: I even play during exam season.
M: You dare to say so?
Ss C: Just occasionally.

Ss E: I can't find Ss B and Ss C when they pour the pail of water.
M: Don't tell me they lost their way in school.

M: Why don't you pick up the rubbish on the floor? Can you see it?
Ss F: Not really.
M: Why I can notice it, but you can't?
Ss F: I'm short-sighted. I'm blind.